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DEATH BY CHOCOLATE



















By Elana Laham © 2017 Elana Laham​

​   The Bully Culture demands that we not RESIST the RAPE IT IS committing against us otherwise we will be severely punished with BULLYING. Instead we are expected to abide by the CODE of SILENCE. CHOICE either be raped or be bullied. Knowing full well that no human being can go on living without finding some sort of means to endure the PAIN the Bully Culture inflicts upon us without reason, the Bully Culture offers us ADDICTIONS to PIOSON ourselves to death with as our only means of ESCAPING the hell hole we are born into.

   My choice of ADDICTION was chocolate. Chocolate never ever disappointed me. The physically sweet taste of the sugar added to it and the emotionally feel good sensation of the caffeine within it always compensated for my life having been made BITTER out of no fault of my own due to BULLYING.

   The following is a real life scenario entitled, “DEATH BY CHOCOLATE”.

   My parents’ were addicted to smoking. They each smoked up to four packs of cigarettes a day. So, when I become an adult I was grateful that I had escaped the fatal habit. But unbeknown to me, I had
acquired another fatal addiction. I was a bona fide chocoholic. The good news was that chocolate was my only vice. The bad news was that chocolate was my only vice.

   I loved the taste of chocolate so much that once I melted all of the Hershey's kisses in a nine-ounce bag of chocolates by licking each one just to savor it. It took me hours to do so. I used to also eat chocolate by throwing pieces of M & M's high up into the air and catching them with my mouth. After all they don't melt in your hands just in your mouth.  

   When I was three years old my parents took a photo of me all dressed up in a fancy white bonnet, white laced dress, and matching white dressy shoes. I was walking around our family car with melted chocolate mess all over my face and hands.

   When I was six years old every other night my father brought home a bag full of an assortment of chocolate bars. We sat in front of the family television set eating them. I ate most of them.

   Once a week my mother played hide and seek with me by bringing home along with the groceries a huge one pound block of Hershey's chocolate that she put away somewhere in the cupboard. I always found it and ate the whole thing all by my nine-year old self.

   Just before puberty my pre-adolescent self broke out into chronic ACNE from eating chocolate. My very first pimple on my face erupted when I was twelve years old due to a large chocolate chip cookie that I had bought from the school cafeteria. A few days after I ate that chocolate chip cookie there it was in all-of-its pink splendor sitting on my right cheek - a pimple. My pimple breakouts were localized to my face, but periodically they erupted out of my head, back, and thighs as well.

   But this did not stop me from eating chocolate.

   In my twenties I noticed that my skin underwent a change. It got dried out, bruised, and scarred easily. In addition, the skin around my nose and cheek area developed small red spider veins and black varicose veins emerged on my thighs.

   But this did not stop me from eating chocolate.

   In my thirties I developed vitreous floaters in the vitreous humor (inner fluid) of both of my eyes. They look like black tadpoles interrupting my field of vision. They never ever went away. I also lost my lower second bicuspid permanent tooth to chocolate for not brushing my teeth immediately after consuming it. Also, my nails got white spots all over them from the nutritional deficiency that chocolate causes.

   But this did not stop me from eating chocolate.

   I started having repeating dreams at night about chocolate. Initially my dreams showed me buying a small shelf full of chocolate at the grocery store. Next, they showed me buying several medium sized shelves full of chocolate at the grocery store. After that, they showed me buying many large shelves full of chocolate at the grocery store. In reality I was consuming larger and larger quantities of chocolate as the years went by. Finally, I started having dreams while I was asleep that showed me dropping a huge empty bottle of booze on the floor as I lay on my back inert on my bed the night after I binged on chocolate. In reality I was consuming chocolate as if I were an alcoholic.

   But this did not stop me from eating chocolate.

   In my forties I started suffering from muscle spasms and nerve misfiring in my lower back region that radiated into both of my hamstrings and calves after I ate chocolate. The chocolate had invaded my autonomic nervous system. The muscle spasms and nerve misfiring spread to my upper back region, which radiated into both of my shoulders and arms and numbed both of my hands. The chocolate had invaded my peripheral nervous system. Finally, chocolate declared war upon my central nervous system by playing havoc with my equilibrium by making me undergo bouts of dizzy spells. Sometimes the pain from the muscle spasms and nerve misfiring was so intense it rendered my whole body immobile. My limbs underwent unbearably painful tingly sensations that kept me up all night and lasted for weeks before the pain finally subsided.

   Chocolate injured my female organs as well. I discovered that I had fibroids in my uterus, skin tags on my vagina, and benign bumps throughout the inner tissue of my breasts as a result of consuming chocolate.

   But this did not stop me from eating chocolate.

   In my fifties chocolate caused me to undergo chronic constipation by making my nerves so crazy that they stopped activating the involuntary muscles in my colon that move the excretory waste through my rectum and out of my digestive tract. Result, I contracted irritable bowel syndrome in my colon and hemorrhoids in my rectum. When it subsided the only kinds of grains I am able to digest evermore are water-soluble grains like corn and rice. Farewell to my favorite food – bread – water insoluble wheat.  I also contracted gout.  Due to severe dehydration from excessive chocolate consumption my left ankle became so swollen from my body hoarding water and full of pain that I was unable to walk on my left leg.  

   But this did not stop me from eating chocolate.

   Nearing my sixties due to my chocolate addiction I am ripe for all sorts ​of fatal diseases such as diabetes and CANCER thanks to the toxic damage and no please or your welcome that eating so much chocolate has done to my body.

   I have gone from being a slip of a woman who weighed 120 pounds to becoming a grossly obese female weighing 240 pounds as a result of eating chocolate. I eat a perfectly wholesome diet. Chocolate is the only reason why I am FAT.

   As a child chocolate simply tasted good like a nice desert. As an adult chocolate numbed my emotional pain and it masked my physical pain like the drug that it truly is.

   In my parent’s generation the Bully Culture claimed that cigarettes were good for you because smoking tobacco cures emphysema. In my generation it become known that cigarettes are bad for you since they cause lung cancer.

   Chocolate is the new cigarette for the current generation. The Bully Culture is now touting chocolate as being good for your health because it contains flavonoids. Flavonoids contain anti-oxidants, which prevent cancer. Well hemlock also has flavonoids. But if you ingest this poisonous plant it will kill you. Flavonoids can be found in plants that are safe for humans to eat such as grapes.

   The Bully Culture blames the victim for having adverse physiological reactions to chocolate by saying we are just "sensitive". Sound familiar?! No! We just happen to have normal immune systems that are warning us that chocolate is harmful to our bodies.

   The Bully Culture is also advertising chocolate with the message that, "A little bit will not put your health at risk" by broadcasting commercials with young beautiful female and handsome male models eating slivers of it. As if the rest of us can resist chocolates' highly addictive properties by only eating tiny portions of it being that chocolate is a drug not a food substance.

   I have an appropriate name for chocolate. I call it "No good at all".

   Due to my chocolate addiction, I am now at risk of dying and being buried under a tombstone that reads, "Death by Chocolate",


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   This write up is my plea to you to avoid chocolate. It is not a dessert of sweetness. It is a poison that will kill you if you do not quit eating it.